01/08/2026 - Vineyard - Re VQ
WARMUP: we ran, merkins, ssh, weed pickers, ring of fire THE THANG: – 11s – dry docks, donkey kicks – partner – 100 merkins, 200 squats, 300 flutter kicks; one…
Pax: Lexi
01/07/2026 - Forge - Bro (half) mile and F.O.O.T.B.A.L.L.
WARMUP: Bro half mile to visit the old stomping grounds THE THANG: Tabata on 45/off 15 and run after every 5 exercises Promised football at the end and got it…
01/05/2026 - Wicked Witch - Just a Great Beatdown
WARMUP: Run the route, stretch THE THANG: Burpees over fence rails, Catalina’s, Dips, Mountain Climbers, BBSU MARY: None ANNOUNCEMENTS: None COT: Walk the
01/01/2026 - Vineyard - Lick My Sweaty Bald Head
WARMUP: Run to the back of the middle school and then played with rocks THE THANG: Quarter pounder, stair work MARY: Deconstructed Burpees ANNOUNCEMENTS: Blood Drive at the end of…
12/30/2025 - Paragon - “E” for Effort
SacAttack tried to pack the parking lot, but the cold weather kept most of the crowd away. He did his best… but it wasn’t good enough. Seeing a pattern. WARMUP:…
12/22/2025 - Wicked Witch - 5
WARMUP: ssh with a light yoga blend THE THANG: run/bush-whack/variety of exercises + daily 26 MARY: flutters and 3 plank jacks ANNOUNCEMENTS: wild cat half coming in January COT: aging…
12/19/2025 - Clinic - 🎤 Christmas Karaoke 🎤 – 2025
WARMUP: no time, must sing THE THANG: a lot of singing, a lot of burpees. Other exercises as deemed by the crooner. Too many highlights to record! Someone stopped by…
12/13/2025 - Chatterbox - You do that again, and I’ll sock you one
WARMUP: 0.125 bromile THE THANG: partner, core, wheelbarrow and football MARY: no ANNOUNCEMENTS: $35 min bourbon exchange next week COT: prayers for Jennifer, travel
12/06/2025 - Chatterbox - NO! Not me!
You don’t throw him the ball he shouts “what am I invisible ? If you do throw him the ball he shouts “No not me” as he bats it down…
11/22/2025 - Chatterbox - Chubb’s Busted Lip
WARMUP: Mosey around the track. Glorious rendition of F3 purpose and five core principles, even without Lexi’s intervention. SSH, Imp Walkers, Weed Pickers, Merkins, Sun Gods, and Michael Phelps. THE…