01/27/2026 - Paragon - Cool runnings
WARMUP: Yes briefly THE THANG: Stay moving MARY: 60 second plank ANNOUNCEMENTS: Blood drive this Saturday COT: Prayers for the Anderson family (Pan’s coworker) passed from cancer, leaves behind wife…
Pax: Jester
01/13/2026 - Paragon - 6G and then Drop the Mic
WARMUP: Mosey to the Old Middle School. SSH, Imp Walker, Toy Soldier, Weed Pickers, Merkins, Sun Gods, Michael Phelps. THE THANG: Quarter Pounder no Cheese; 25 Merkins, 50 Big Boys,…
12/30/2025 - Paragon - “E” for Effort
SacAttack tried to pack the parking lot, but the cold weather kept most of the crowd away. He did his best… but it wasn’t good enough. Seeing a pattern. WARMUP:…
12/04/2025 - Paragon - No one chooses donkey kicks
WARMUP: Broken into 2 phases waiting on Baggie…then everyone raved about Sac’s beautiful cadence voice THE THANG: 1/3rd Q due to unforeseen circumstances. Some lazy Dora bc no one likes…
11/20/2025 - Paragon - Hide from Drummy
WARMUP: Moving warm up THE THANG: Full body workout, using coupons…some things were questionable, but it worked overall MARY: ANNOUNCEMENTS: Football at Veterans Park on Thanksgiving COT: Prayers for juicy…
11/18/2025 - Paragon - Hi, I’m Panhandle…
What would have become of this poor leaderless group had Lexi not appeared to take the helm of this wayward ship? Gratefully, the world will never know. But if by…
11/11/2025 - Paragon - Garf the bull
WARMUP: yes THE THANG: yes MARY: na ANNOUNCEMENTS: donate to the canned food drive! You’re welcome for my service! – from all the vets of
10/01/2025 - Paragon - No words for this…
WARMUP: No time for that THE THANG: Still can’t believe we did 17 bus lanes of the most ridiculous squats to date… MARY: who knows ANNOUNCEMENTS:
09/30/2025 - 3rd F - Chubb ruins everything
The plan was to hit the sled, one man tackling dummy, and do drills on the field. As usual, Chubb ruins everything. He had his girls flag football team on…
09/04/2025 - Paragon - More running than expected bd.
WARMUP: SSH, Weedpickers THE THANG: 30, 25, 20, 15, 10, 5 (Merkins, Squats, and Big Boys) Run a lap after each exercise. MARY: Various core exercises. ANNOUNCEMENTS: Sep. 11, 2025,…