Pax: Colonel Mustard

02/10/2026 - The Rock - Winging it

WARMUP: copperhead squats, weedpicker THE THANG: 11s on the stairs merkins and squats Quackenbears on the football field switching positions every five yards Burpees to failure at the fifty Freddy…

02/04/2026 - Colosseum - AI got’s the beats

WARMUP: The Usual THE THANG: Started with a laddering exercise around the Warehouse bldg. 10 BBSU, 20 Merkins, 30 American Hammers, 40 Dips Stair work – Ran the pyramid stairs…

02/03/2026 - The Rock - In 4, Out 6

WARMUP: Mosey to field THE THANG: Partner exercises: Wheelbarrow 10 yards, merkins x3 but go down for 4s and up for 6s x2 Bear crawl 10 yards, merkins x3 but…

01/22/2026 - The Rock - Sick Baby

WARMUP: jog, SSH, windmills, arm circles, Michael Phelps THE THANG: PAX were instructed to care for a sick baby (coupon) until baby was considered cured. Must hold the coupon the…

01/20/2026 - The Rock - Hoosier Rock

WARMUP: Windmill 3-2-1 + deconstructed burpees THE THANG: •Various exercises •DORA w/ 100 big boys, 50 burpees, mozy/dips •Total 80 individual burpees •Angle Grinders •Football teams closest to line an…

01/12/2026 - Colosseum - 3-in-1 mega gamepack!

WARMUP: Ask @Space Cadet, SSH, imperial walker, and weedpicker were involved (IDK, I showed up 1-minute late, sorry ya’ll) THE THANG: Kids Vs. Parents: Four parent PAX vs five kid…

01/07/2026 - Colosseum - Veritable buffet

WARMUP: SSHs, IWs, WPs, Windmills, SGs, MPs THE THANG: String of pearls with dealer’s choice reps and exercise making our way toward the sports field. At the field we used…

01/06/2026 - The Rock - Unvigintillion

WARMUP: SSH, arm circles, wheat pickers THE THANG: 52 card deck. ❤️= merkins♠️= burpees♣️=copperheads♦️=dips. Ace = 1 min plank. 13 rounds, 4 cards each. Joker shows up, modify up with…