AO: Wicked Witch

When: 04/12/2021


Number of Pax: 7

Pax Names: Bronco, Drumstick, Garfield, Kiffin, LawDog, Ma Bell, Manning,

Number of FNGS: 0

FNG Names:

QIC: LawDog

YHC took Hombre out on a Date Thursday Night. YHC was in the mood for some good beer, bbq and bro time, but Hombre was immediately all what do you have planned for the Witch on Monday. Good thing he said something about it, because YHC would have forgotten all about it and had to come up with a Q on the spot when all the Pax turned to me at 5:30.

There was no mumble chatter about a pre-run, but YHC woke up early any way and decided to post early anyway. The Witch is a special place at 5:00 by yourself. Yapping dogs in the distances and eyes glowing all around you makes it not spooky at all. Decided to mosey at a nice slow pace.  YHC made it back to the StartEx with a couple minutes to spare. Bronco, Manning, and Kiffin were the only Pax waiting. Slowing the rest trickled in. Ma Bell most have been putting his makeup on because he was still in the car at 5:30. No time to wait, he will find us. Let’s mosey.

Ran down white to where Orange converges for the warm-0-rama. First exercise is …. wait, what happened to Ma Bell and Garf. YHC was about to call a mosey for the six when Kiffin could see lights coming our way over the hill. Windmills, Wind Pickers, Imperial Walkers on the menu followed by a mosey down white to blue to red to orange back to white.

Manning must have caught on to what was next because he started complaining about running circles at the Kodiak he would have just gone to the Kodiak this morning.  At the White and Orange convergence, 10 Squats, 10 Merkins, 10 Big Boys. Run the lap. 9,8,7….etc to 1.  Lots of whining about wanting to see the rest of the witch this morning but all pax finished.

Just enough time to run up white detouring down to the Pink Lolly Pop and back to the Flag for a 6:15 EndEx.

Name-0-Rama and COT. Prayers for Deuce, family and pax out of Peachtree City.


YHC was feeling pretty good about the beat down. Staying right behind the front of the Pax and ahead of Garfield and Drumstick. Then Garf and Drummy realized that you where suppose to count down a rep every lap and YHC was comfortably in the six until Garfield did what Garfield does in the woods and took a break.

Bronco is the man, he lead the field winning the race even with all the Jellylubing form Manning. Apparently a squat is a crotched position with back bent over and rump in the air, touching the ground with your finger tips alternating hands while keeping your rump as high in the air as you can.

Ma Bell was gracious enough to stay back for the Six. YHC really appreciated the company.

Drumstick has bought a $1 million dollar life insurance policy on Homeboy.

Fun times had by all. The witch is a challenging place to Q. YHC always finds it hard to come up with a beatdown that pushes the Gazelles while keeping the Six.

Happy Birthday to our man Bloodhound who just came back from teaching 128 Pax at the Alamo what he can do with a Whistle and 12 hours in the Gloom to Kill.




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