For years the Kodiak has been a deserted playground for the Cherokee Pax to workout doin all kinds of fun monkey hump, tappin, and that’s what she said comments, but no a days its like every coach in the world forgot teenagers need sleep and want to practice before the crack of dawn so pulling up to the Kodiak this morning was like driving on 75 to Atlanta. Cars and trucks were everywhere. No problem we will just mosey over to the middle school play frogged while crossing the street, warm up with randomness just to confuse Legionnaire, and then get started on a 4 corner escalator only to be kicked out of our spot by a couple of 10th graders who can’t park at the high school so they parked there big trucks in the middle school parking lot while we monkey humped in the head lights. Mosey over to the bus lanes for some in cadence dips and step ups, mosey to the back of the school for some Mary, then mosey to the benches for derkins and step ups, then mosey back around to the front of the school to bear crawl from one tree to the next while Legionaire hugged the trees, then mosey back to the high school to run backwards, then pole dance, then karaoke, then backward run and leg raises, then run backwards some more to the outside lunch room for more dips and double step ups, then to the hill for some squats backward run up the hill merkins a few times while Legionaire French pressed someone’s lunch, then up the stairs down the stairs up the stairs, hey where did this fence come from, then sprint to the flag for some LBCs, Box Cutters, Hip Dips, American Hammers, Hip dips, and my girl J-Lo.
All in all a good morning.