08/04/2018 - - Field Sobriety Test

DATE: 08/04/2018 WHERE: The Hurt Locker THE PAX: FNGs – Osteen, Floater, Perm, Brick, Buford T. Mickey, Cricket, Manning, Floppy, Hombre, Coys, Yogi, Homeboy, Groucho, Iceman, Quagmire, Alcoa, Slim Shady, Chitwood, Frenchy, VooDoo Total # of PAX: 23 QIC: VooDoo INTRO: Running is always everyone’s favorite.  At least my favorite because I’m not good at it.  …

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08/04/2018 - - The Running Man

DATE: 07/14/2018 WHERE: The Hurt Locker THE PAX: Flower, Banjo, Bloodhound, Misty, Dory, Swisher, Kiffin, Cricket, Homeboy, (Missing Names) Total # of PAX: 18 QIC: VooDoo INTRO: Well, for VooDoo Magic, a little bit of mystery and secrecy is part of the game.  I guess for me, the three Fs stand for Faith, Fitness, and FINALLY.  Finally posts the blackblast.  …

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08/03/2018 - - Sticky Notes

DATE: 08/03/2018 WHERE: Crossroads THE PAX: Wigham, Yogi, Matchstick, Fleetwood, Dandy, Harp, Harding, AC, FNG(Ironman), Total # of PAX: 10 QIC: Aquaman INTRO: Waking up to a steady mist and knowing Pax had the spartan this weekend I assumed Crossroads would have low numbers, but I felt good this morning. Now looking at the date I …

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08/03/2018 - - Babies “R” Us

DATE: 08/02/2018 WHERE: Stoneclad THE PAX: Chitwood, Westside, Ma Bell, Cricket, Kiffin, Whamo Total # of PAX: 7 QIC: Harp INTRO: In a tribute to Garfield’s new addition and some enticing on the water cooler for a strenuous 0.0 beat down, YHC decided Sand Babies would be in play.  The work was hard which included …

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08/01/2018 - - Clear the Parking Space

DATE: 08/01/2018 WHERE: The Playground THE PAX: Cricket, Harp, Thrasher, Lawdog, Dandy, Toto, Chitwood Total # of PAX: 7 QIC: Chitwood INTRO: Still in a flashflood warning and oddly enough the school buses will be flooding the roads as the 2.0s are headed back to school.  Most of the PAX were feeling the pressure to …

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08/01/2018 - - First Day of C.L.I.M.B School

DATE: 08/01/2018 WHERE: The Clinic THE PAX: Spaceballs, Festiva, Sgt. Slaughter, Jetwash, Gut Check, Beater, Mouth 2 Mouth, Mandals, Fohawk, Tiny Tat, Wild Thing, Pulte, Barney, Cheez Whiz, Matchstick, Stopwatch (FNG), and Headhunter (FNG). Total # of PAX: 18 QIC: Westside INTRO: 18 PAX including 2 FNGs showed up on this soggy Wednesday morning despite …

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08/01/2018 - - Millennial

DATE: 08/01/2018 WHERE: The Kodiak THE PAX: Swisher, Slim Shady, Iceman, Aquaman, Woody, Paulie, Naty Lite, Dixie Chick, Babyface, Alcoa, Tebow, Hombre, Legionnaire, Titlemax, Misty, Banana Boat, Floppy, Quagmire, Vault, C4, Homeboy, COYS, Banjo. Total # of PAX: 23 QIC: Banjo INTRO: Looking at the forecast I prepared for rain.  Arrived this morning to a …

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07/31/2018 - - Run like a Cheetah; Eat like a Carnivore

DATE: 07/31/2018 WHERE: The Cheetah THE PAX: Manning, Harding, Ricky Bobby, Hooch, Glow Plug, AC, Homeboy, Satellite, Cuban, Chitwood Total # of PAX: 10 QIC: QIC INTRO: According to the Smithsonian, “Male Cheetahs live in small groups called Coalitions that usually consist of brothers.” A Flash Flood alert from a fellow PAX at 4:47am, but …

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07/31/2018 - - We Went the Distance

DATE: 07/31/2018 WHERE: The Paragon THE PAX: Smurfette, Legionairre, Preacher, Garfield, Wiggum, Fuzzy, Fleetwood, Rice-a-Roni, Dory, The Mole, Spaceballs, Tebow, Molson, Dandy, Banana Boat, Romo, Premo, Babyface, Hombre, Quagmire, Cricket, Spock, Swisher, Spanx, Ma Bell (FNG), and COYS (FNG) Total # of PAX: 27 QIC: Westside INTRO: The cars kept pulling up in the early …

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07/30/2018 - - A dozen reasons to love F3

DATE: 07/30/2018 WHERE: The Clinic THE PAX: Hooch, Manning, FNG-GutCheck, FNG-Band Camp, Honky Tonk, Barney, Jetwash, FNG-Festiva, FNG-Joe Dirt, Fleetwood, Mouth to Mouth, Matlock, FNG-Cheez Whiz, Fauxhawk, Homeboy, Wild Thing, Garfield, Tiny Tat, Beater, O’Doyle, FNG-Rainman, Pulte, Lawdog, Total # of PAX: 24 QIC: -Spaceballs INTRO: Thanks to all the men that worked the EH …

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