AO: Kodiak

When: 04/13/2022

PAX:

Number of Pax: 7

Pax Names: Funnel Cake, Harp, LawDog, Legionnaire, Super Dave, Wally, White Claw,

Number of FNGS: 0

FNG Names:

QIC: LawDog


Hombre called up YHC. “Yo Bro, I am out for my Q tomorrow. I suck and need to sleep because I am an old dude now and have to cut back on the sauce at night. Tequila makes my clothes fall off so I am sitting here in my Lazy Boy thinking no way I am making it in the morning. You are the only Pax I can really count on to create a great Q on short notice and I want to watch my Bo eat more dog crap so I got to go.”

YHC thought “that is a hole lot of something and way to much information to share, but I will take a up Hombre’s slack and Q the Cherokee Muthaship.”

Showed up and Pella was apparently drinking Tequila with Hombre because he was a no show after “HC for the LawDog Q!!!!” I mean an HC means Hard Committ. An exclamation point is a double HC. 3 exclamation points is like the gold standard of over-excitement but Pella did not stop there, he went with 4 exclamation points and then no showed. Did you know they call those excited marks now in school. That is about as stupid not even teaching kids how to write anymore and letting kids play on artificial turf fields instead of learning how to play on dirt so they can appreciate the finer things in life.

Anyway, on to the Thang. Lots of four corner escalators at random places. Did a wall hang next to the dumpsters in honor of Hombre. Super Dave really loves Mexican food, kept saying how he smelled it everywhere we went. Did you know he once cleared a Mexican restaurant of all the patrons. You should ask him about it. YHC also brough the Condor to the Kodak. Wally and Funnel Cake don’t know what a Condor is because they sounded more like owls and sparrows instead of the majestic creature that is the Condor. Just ask Bronco. Legionaire gets a pass because he is French and thought Condor was English for the French Chicken. FIA must have been impressed with the pax because they kept circling laps where ever we stopped to work hard. A hole lot of randomness in between and finished with an all out sprint across the parking lot to Wally’s Truck. Wally then decided to merlot. Why pick the spot of grass next to the Shovel Flag, who knows. But definitely a sign of a great and well planned and executed beatdown by the Q if I do say so myself.

Funnel Cake is a boss. He just stood still after the COT and made all the Pax go to him for a Fist Bump.

SYITG.

LawDog.

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