12/31/2025 - MorningWood - The Last Morningwood on 2025
WARMUP: Dandy, FMB and Bloodhound preran for a cool 6 plus miles…. THE THANG: Run…Pax choose their own route to get the most mileage possible. With No Ruckers, the 2…
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12/10/2025 - MorningWood - Judges 21:25b
WARMUP: Some preran. Some did not. THE THANG: The intrepid ran Gaddis. Some were not intrepid. MARY: Run around the parking lot. ANNOUNCEMENTS: None. COT: Oxbow is a HIM with…
11/26/2025 - MorningWood - Annual Wa Ho Run
WARMUP: Dandy made Pella run fast… THE THANG: 2 miles up a very heavily trafficked East Cherokee to Waffle House. Eat breakfast. 2 miles back to Woodmont. Negative splits were…
11/19/2025 - MorningWood - Grandmar Loop Sprint #1
We ran the Grandmar Loop..for our Baseline time for the next year of improvement. Holiday Lights 5K this weekend. Volunteers needed..underperformance so far by The North in this area. Prayers…
11/05/2025 - MorningWood - Republican route through the Brownfields
WARMUP: Prerun…”I’m so ronery, so ronrey and sadry arone.” THE THANG: Run the “Grey”fields making all right turns in honor of yesterday’s elections. We didn’t mess with Olan’s topiaries, but…
10/29/2025 - MorningWood - Patient Zero – The 2nd Annual Running of the Zombies
WARMUP: Some prerunnners THE THANG: Zombie Run! Dandy was the designated Patient Zero…a fast zombie. Not those slow zombies like on The Walking Dead, more like The Crazies, 28 Days…
10/22/2025 - MorningWood - Manning doesn’t know how to do a BB
WARMUP: nope THE THANG: ran the Grandmar Loop counter clockwise and did a republican on the roads past Curtis MARY: didn’t see her anywhere ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bahahbabab, 3rd F BFast after…
10/12/2025 - MorningWood - The foot bone’s connected to the…:hip bone…
WARMUP: Prerunning THE THANG: Run Curtis and Owens and Grand Mar. MARY: No. ANNOUNCEMENTS: None. COT: Solving the world’s problems day while the sunrise over the misty fields of
10/08/2025 - MorningWood - Manning is an old bitch
WARMUP: nope THE THANG: ran to the falopian tubes. The backtracked and did a Republican on the way back MARY: ANNOUNCEMENTS:
10/01/2025 - MorningWood - Who runs alone?
Ran a bunch of hills around Gaddis and Grandmar. A couple of ruckers. A couple of dogs. And no lonely men running alone without