03/24/2026 - Paragon - We smart We fit
WARMUP: start right on time just as planned, run up the stairs to the upper lot THE THANG: Bus Lanes: Run to 17, do 17 squats, Bear crawl back to…
Pax: Tinder
03/12/2026 - Paragon - A soft dry drip. 💧
WARMUP: side straddle hops. Weed pickers. Toy soldiers THE THANG: 11s. Stairs. And a little mosey. MARY: no ANNOUNCEMENTS: Saucys
03/07/2026 - Chatterbox - Adorable Dads on Display
WARMUP: Imperial Walkers, Toy Soldiers, Side Straddle Hops, Weed Pickers, Windmill, Copperhead Squats, Sun Gods, Merkins. THE THANG: Burpee Cone Suicides. Pavilion Triple Threats. Bernie around the Track with Frisbee…
02/26/2026 - Paragon - The Exorcist-SacAttack
WARMUP: yes THE THANG: run a little, curls, triceps, overhead press, triple threats, and 11s. MARY: yes ANNOUNCEMENTS: none COT:, Purple Pirates neighbor/ friend family
02/24/2026 - Holy Iron - Tr-Ace to 3000
WARMUP: Mosey around the back of the church and up the hill. Needed to gauge distance and I immediately altered the route for the beatdown, haha. THE THANG: The Tr-Ace…
01/29/2026 - Paragon - In Cadence / Exercise
WARMUP: ✅ THE THANG: Moseyed and then partnered up. Alternated laps while other did 3 rounds of merkins, squats, and big boys. Then moseyed to grab a coupon for another…
01/13/2026 - Paragon - 6G and then Drop the Mic
WARMUP: Mosey to the Old Middle School. SSH, Imp Walker, Toy Soldier, Weed Pickers, Merkins, Sun Gods, Michael Phelps. THE THANG: Quarter Pounder no Cheese; 25 Merkins, 50 Big Boys,…
01/01/2026 - Hurt Locker - New Years Convergence
WARMUP: Mosey down to the field, then we circled up for SSHs, Weed Pickers, Imperial Walkers, Merkins, Son Gods THE THANG: Battle Stations!! We did a series of stations, Triad…
12/19/2025 - Kratos - The 5×5
WARMUP: Moseyed down the street to the stop sign just below the hill and then back to the clubhouse. Circled up for: 10x Weed Pickers 10x OYO Good Mornings 10x…
12/11/2025 - Paragon - Get Ma Bell a Shirt
WARMUP: yes THE THANG: come next time to find out. It included some tag team races. MARY: Yes ANNOUNCEMENTS: Kratos next week and dad’s high five tomorrow at Dean Rusk.…