12/30/2025 - Paragon - “E” for Effort
SacAttack tried to pack the parking lot, but the cold weather kept most of the crowd away. He did his best… but it wasn’t good enough. Seeing a pattern. WARMUP:…
Pax: SacAttack
12/23/2025 - Paragon - Silent night, deadly legs + the North Pole kettlebell dash
WARMUP: yes THE THANG: Legs with Sac on the stairs; kettlebells with Tally on the field. MARY: got no attention today ANNOUNCEMENTS: Egg nog mile tomorrow @ Pineapple Express; Jan…
12/19/2025 - Kratos - The 5×5
WARMUP: Moseyed down the street to the stop sign just below the hill and then back to the clubhouse. Circled up for: 10x Weed Pickers 10x OYO Good Mornings 10x…
12/11/2025 - Paragon - Get Ma Bell a Shirt
WARMUP: yes THE THANG: come next time to find out. It included some tag team races. MARY: Yes ANNOUNCEMENTS: Kratos next week and dad’s high five tomorrow at Dean Rusk.…
12/08/2025 - Cheetah - Chest 101
WARMUP: 30 burpees THE THANG: Chest day. See weinke pic MARY: she’ll have to wait until next time ANNOUNCEMENTS: 2nd F breakfast @ Kratos w/Tally December 19th after 5am BD.…
12/04/2025 - Paragon - No one chooses donkey kicks
WARMUP: Broken into 2 phases waiting on Baggie…then everyone raved about Sac’s beautiful cadence voice THE THANG: 1/3rd Q due to unforeseen circumstances. Some lazy Dora bc no one likes…
11/20/2025 - Paragon - Hide from Drummy
WARMUP: Moving warm up THE THANG: Full body workout, using coupons…some things were questionable, but it worked overall MARY: ANNOUNCEMENTS: Football at Veterans Park on Thanksgiving COT: Prayers for juicy…
11/18/2025 - Paragon - Hi, I’m Panhandle…
What would have become of this poor leaderless group had Lexi not appeared to take the helm of this wayward ship? Gratefully, the world will never know. But if by…
11/11/2025 - Paragon - Garf the bull
WARMUP: yes THE THANG: yes MARY: na ANNOUNCEMENTS: donate to the canned food drive! You’re welcome for my service! – from all the vets of
11/04/2025 - Paragon - Sac’s last Q
WARMUP: A little THE THANG: 3 rounds w/9 min of continuous EMOM exercise changes every minute, 1 minute break then sprint up hill before next round. End with sprints MARY:…