03/24/2026 - Paragon - We smart We fit
WARMUP: start right on time just as planned, run up the stairs to the upper lot THE THANG: Bus Lanes: Run to 17, do 17 squats, Bear crawl back to…
Pax: Odd Job
03/20/2026 - Happy Jack - Water Tank Running & Mercans
WARMUP: Georgia red clay THE THANG: Water Tank Road, 30 Mercan Pyramid, and Easy Mountain. 4 miles MARY: ANNOUNCEMENTS: COT: Good cafeteria, wide ranging
03/12/2026 - Happy Jack - Shazam
WARMUP: The single lightning bolt was the starting gun. Lite our way to Dry -ish SSH’s, WP’s and Mr. Phelps. THE THANG: Run. Discuss the state of the world and…
03/17/2026 - Paragon - Buns of steel – The yoga edition
WARMUP: Opened the 3rd eye THE THANG: worked the football field MARY: charge the hill ANNOUNCEMENTS: ongoing convergences COT: Hazmat’s daughter, Crystal, praise for Drummy’s
03/11/2026 - Kodiak - Happy 57th Birthday to Me!
WARMUP: Moseyed over to middle school for a normal warm-o-rama THE THANG: Light the Candles! Did three round for 57 reps total of each exercise – 19 merkins – 19…
03/10/2026 - Paragon - 6’5”. Blue Eyes. Trust Fund.
WARMUP: Imperial Walkers, Toy Soldiers, Side Straddle Hops, Weed Pickers, Windmills, Copperhead Squats, Sun Gods, Michael Phelps. THE THANG: End Zone 2 End Zone. 1. Merkins, Dry Docks, Shoulder Taps.…
03/05/2026 - Happy Jack - A Bag Teaser
WARMUP: Loop run, various stretches THE THANG: 50s up Easy Mountain (BBSU, Mercans) — 4 climbs, effectively. Mosey to cars, pick up bags, head to field, 3 Man-Makers, 10 hops…
02/16/2026 - Hurt Locker - Decathlon with redactions
WARMUP: Standard in the middle of the football field. Bear crawls and burpees. THE THANG: Poop loop laps with exercise buy-ins. MARY: Not really. ANNOUNCEMENTS: HombreHoundHalf this weekend.
02/12/2026 - Happy Jack - A Medley for Mark
WARMUP: none (thanks Bo!) THE THANG: a) catch me if you can 20merks+20bbsu b) 5×5 pull-ups+upper “robida” cuts+proper trooper squats c) 3xbroadjumps shuttle to reverse “robida” burpees d) 3xstandups+halos+200yard shuffle…
01/27/2026 - Paragon - Cool runnings
WARMUP: Yes briefly THE THANG: Stay moving MARY: 60 second plank ANNOUNCEMENTS: Blood drive this Saturday COT: Prayers for the Anderson family (Pan’s coworker) passed from cancer, leaves behind wife…