03/24/2026 - Paragon - We smart We fit
WARMUP: start right on time just as planned, run up the stairs to the upper lot THE THANG: Bus Lanes: Run to 17, do 17 squats, Bear crawl back to…
Pax: LBC
03/17/2026 - Paragon - Buns of steel – The yoga edition
WARMUP: Opened the 3rd eye THE THANG: worked the football field MARY: charge the hill ANNOUNCEMENTS: ongoing convergences COT: Hazmat’s daughter, Crystal, praise for Drummy’s
03/10/2026 - Paragon - 6’5”. Blue Eyes. Trust Fund.
WARMUP: Imperial Walkers, Toy Soldiers, Side Straddle Hops, Weed Pickers, Windmills, Copperhead Squats, Sun Gods, Michael Phelps. THE THANG: End Zone 2 End Zone. 1. Merkins, Dry Docks, Shoulder Taps.…
02/28/2026 - Chatterbox - Tier 1 AO Assessment
WARMUP: Bro-lap, 5 Core Principles, SSH, Imperial Walkers, Weedpickers, Merkins, sun gods THE THANG: 11s Merkins – Mike Tysons Murder Picañas – 5 step Rifle carry 10 Murder Bunnies Broad…
02/26/2026 - Paragon - The Exorcist-SacAttack
WARMUP: yes THE THANG: run a little, curls, triceps, overhead press, triple threats, and 11s. MARY: yes ANNOUNCEMENTS: none COT:, Purple Pirates neighbor/ friend family
01/29/2026 - Paragon - In Cadence / Exercise
WARMUP: ✅ THE THANG: Moseyed and then partnered up. Alternated laps while other did 3 rounds of merkins, squats, and big boys. Then moseyed to grab a coupon for another…
01/27/2026 - Paragon - Cool runnings
WARMUP: Yes briefly THE THANG: Stay moving MARY: 60 second plank ANNOUNCEMENTS: Blood drive this Saturday COT: Prayers for the Anderson family (Pan’s coworker) passed from cancer, leaves behind wife…
01/24/2026 - Chatterbox - HARDWOODSTOCK 4LIFE!
WARMUP: Mosey, few exercises THE THANG: Coupon partner exercises, squats around the track, basketball MARY: none ANNOUNCEMENTS: Saluki’s blood drive at Saluki’s church. No dogs allowed. COT: Nesquik’s family, Panhandle’s…
01/13/2026 - Paragon - 6G and then Drop the Mic
WARMUP: Mosey to the Old Middle School. SSH, Imp Walker, Toy Soldier, Weed Pickers, Merkins, Sun Gods, Michael Phelps. THE THANG: Quarter Pounder no Cheese; 25 Merkins, 50 Big Boys,…
01/03/2026 - Chatterbox - 4.2 Mile Special
WARMUP: Bro-Mile and the usual suspects THE THANG: 11’s: Burpees and squats with a hilly run between. Partner block work: A) Rifle Carry while B) 50 BBS, 100 Mtn Climbers,…