03/14/2026 - Chatterbox - Tier 2 Q
WARMUP: bro mile (ish) – 2 laps with catch me if you can compeitions THE THANG: frisbears after warmups, dip roulette, 11s with D.E.I.s and star jumps, tubthumping burpees, football…
Pax: Hazmat
03/07/2026 - Chatterbox - Adorable Dads on Display
WARMUP: Imperial Walkers, Toy Soldiers, Side Straddle Hops, Weed Pickers, Windmill, Copperhead Squats, Sun Gods, Merkins. THE THANG: Burpee Cone Suicides. Pavilion Triple Threats. Bernie around the Track with Frisbee…
03/06/2026 - Clinic - Demotivating Ladder
Warm Up SSH x 20 Imperial Walkers x 10 Weed Pickers x 5 Toy Soldiers x 10 Arm Circles (Forward) OYO Arm Circles (Backward) OYO Michael Phelps OYO Main Set…
03/04/2026 - Forge - Swinging Heavy Metal
WARMUP: Short Mosey, Weed Pickers, SSH, Imperial Walkers, Sun gods, Phelpy’s, Run to the platform and back. THE THANG: Four Corners. Each exercise starts with 20 reps and decreases by…
03/02/2026 - Cheetah - The one with the “fun” running variations
WARMUP: yes THE THANG: Alternating rounds of running and an exercise circuit. 1) 5 Min Formation run alternating between Squats and Merkins at each light pole (inverse Indian run did…
02/27/2026 - Clinic - Dirty knees and Wet feet
WARMUP: yep THE THANG: 🏋️🔩various upper and lower body exercises with 36lb bar🏋️🔩 MARY: no time ANNOUNCEMENTS: 👶🏻 FAWLTY TOWERS DIAPER SHOWER 👶🏻 : March
02/26/2026 - Paragon - The Exorcist-SacAttack
WARMUP: yes THE THANG: run a little, curls, triceps, overhead press, triple threats, and 11s. MARY: yes ANNOUNCEMENTS: none COT:, Purple Pirates neighbor/ friend family
02/24/2026 - Holy Iron - Tr-Ace to 3000
WARMUP: Mosey around the back of the church and up the hill. Needed to gauge distance and I immediately altered the route for the beatdown, haha. THE THANG: The Tr-Ace…
02/23/2026 - Cheetah - Cold as a ?@&)
WARMUP: Normal stuff THE THANG: run around the school doing stupid stuff in the cold. MARY: yes ANNOUNCEMENTS: none COT: Baggers
02/20/2026 - Clinic - Steeplechase calls this fun
WARMUP: The usual. Holy Trinity, Sun Gods THE THANG: A glorious sandwich. 20 weighted thrusters, 20 Merkins x 5. Bear crawl to other side, lunge walk and burpee back (3…