03/04/2025 - Paragon - SPARTAN 25

WARMUP: hardly any THE THANG: 30 rounds, which might be a record for the Goons Every 5 rounds double or triple up on sprints MARY: walk back to flag ANNOUNCEMENTS:…

02/20/2025 - Paragon - Life Lessons

WARMUP: Patience: we didn’t do a circle but ran up a hill, complete anarchy but a strong life lesson of patience to LBC who almost had a heart attack without…

02/18/2025 - Paragon - 38 is the new 50

WARMUP: Mosey, SSH, WP, SunGods, Phelps THE THANG: 11’s Mike Tyson’s and Star Jumps. Then 20 Lunges up the hill and 5 inchworm merkins rinse to the top of the…

02/11/2025 - Paragon - Carry the Bag

We had a very quick Warm-A-Rama so as not to offend HomeBoy (but he didn’t show). We carried a bag around the high school. We did some Condors in tribute…

01/09/2025 - Paragon - Warm 20 Degrees

WARMUP: normal stuff THE THANG: Merchin superset, then some Bernie Sanders, bunch of leg things, mosey, then ab stuff Repeat 11s Yes this is all you get. MARY: yes ANNOUNCEMENTS:…