03/04/2026 - Colosseum - Orange is a disgusting color
WARMUP: Mozy to the breezeway and did warm up like things THE THANG: Acquired a partner. One person ran to other side of breezeway for 5 merkins, while partner did…
Pax: Chick Magnet
02/27/2026 - Clinic - Dirty knees and Wet feet
WARMUP: yep THE THANG: 🏋️🔩various upper and lower body exercises with 36lb bar🏋️🔩 MARY: no time ANNOUNCEMENTS: 👶🏻 FAWLTY TOWERS DIAPER SHOWER 👶🏻 : March
02/24/2026 - Murph City - Progress Week
WARMUP: THE THANG: You know. MARY: ANNOUNCEMENTS:
02/23/2026 - Clinic - 22 in honour of Laken Riley
WARMUP: Run some distance to annoy Chick Magnet SSH, Weed Pickers, Wind Mills, SG & MP THE THANG: 50 step ups 50 calf raisers 22s: Merkins & BBS MARY: ANNOUNCEMENTS:
02/12/2026 - Vineyard - Peace and Quiet
WARMUP: Exercises and then two warm up laps around Mill Creek. THE THANG: Run up the hill to front entrance for 5 merkins, down the stairs for 5 box cutters,…
02/10/2026 - Murph City - Daddy’s Back Blast
WARMUP: Solid Mozy, not a mile but more than half mile, then warm up things THE THANG: light pole adora, 50 jump squats, 50 Mike Tyson, 50 lungi, 50 big…
02/07/2026 - Clinic - Getting Gains For Dummies
WARMUP: quick mozy THE THANG: 4 Corners 4 groups of 4 ( 1. Chest 2. Legs 3. Shoulders 4. Arms ). Chest group is at the bottom of stairs and…
02/05/2026 - Vineyard - Miles, miles, and miles and a gorge
WARMUP: Yep THE THANG: 3 segments – 11s // 10/15/20 choose your own mileage loops // lamp posts to a set of monkey humpers Got 3.39 Garmin miles – some…
02/04/2026 - Colosseum - AI got’s the beats
WARMUP: The Usual THE THANG: Started with a laddering exercise around the Warehouse bldg. 10 BBSU, 20 Merkins, 30 American Hammers, 40 Dips Stair work – Ran the pyramid stairs…
02/02/2026 - Vineyard - What is that horn compensating for?
WARMUP: Mosey, a few exercises THE THANG: Coupon exercises, route 66 MARY: APD, LBC, Flutters ANNOUNCEMENTS: n/a COT: Unspoken