Three brave PAX attempted the monthly misery of the War Towne Decathlon.

After a brief mosey, retrieving coupons, and a quick warm-up (including the mission and core principles), the three got to work.

As a refresher, here’s the decathlon:

THE THANG:

–Start at multipurpose field–
1. 100 Merkins (single count) (sprint length of field, bernie sanders back)
2. Murder Picana (10m rifle carry, 20m murder bunny) length of field and back
3. 100 LBCs (single count) (sprint length of field, bernie sanders back)
4. Broad jump length of field and back
5. 100 Kettlebell Swings (sprint length of field, bernie sanders back)
–Rifle carry to base of amphitheater–
6. Increasing goblet squats
7. Half-mile run (one lap around softball fields)
8.  Increasing coupon curls
9. Mile run (two laps around softball fields)
10. 50 burpees

Lamb Chop, fresh off recovering from a planter injury, finished the mile; BoSox and YHC got .6 of the way done with the mile before time.

Brad Pitt’s record remains unmatched.  For now.

COT:

Merged with Woodshed and U-Turn’s Q.