Only Pella AKA Mattress King AKA Pellatan AKA Adam was in the parking lot ready to go when YHC arrived. Pella then asked “What are we going to do?” YHC was confused by such question. This is the Happy Jack and it’s 5:30 we are going to workout.

First exercise is The Happy Jack and Pella finally figured that one out have way through. Let’s mosey, he Bloodhound is pulling up let’s circle back. Mattress King then says “as long as we don’t do any burpecides. So of course we don’t. Instead 1 burpee at this end of the parking lot weaving our way through the parking lot adding 1 burpee to every turn around. Hey there’s White claw. On to the parking lot at the tennis courts slash skate park slash pickleball courts slash community garden. 10 derkins and 10 squat jumps run a lap. On second lap run backwards. Now all you got from the imaginary start line to the end of the parking lot. Mosey down the track to the bottom of the hill. 20 American hammers up to the top of the hill by the end of the post fence for 20 monkey humpers rense and repeat. Down to the lacrosse field for burpees running from light pole to light pole since White claw missed most the burpees. Now on to the play ground for a quick 2 set round of 10 Merkins and 10 pull-ups. To the top of easy mountain for 10 big boys run down the mountain for 20 scissor kick thingees aka flutter kicks. Back up the mountain and back down the mountain. Across the gravel cut through back to the flag. White claw got the guarantee and he was 7 and 1/2 minutes late. That’s all I got to say about Powerful Joy.

Never known bloodhound to be late. First time for everything. Adam has bourbon to raffle off. White Claws dad needs to ignore Adam’s insistent financial advice. Fire marshal Bill surprisingly looks like the Mole from a distance. Hopper will read your email when he chooses to so until then leave him alone the hell alone. Leaky said less f bombs than usual until he got the second phone call for a Starbucks run. All in all a great morning and you normal Happy Jack losers can suck it.