Pax: Uncle Dick

02/02/2026 - Blacktop - Just stay warm

WARMUP: bro 3/4 mile THE THANG: inch worm merkins length of parking lot, lunges, Mosey, burpee suicides MARY: APD, LBC ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check slack COT: Prayers for

01/24/2026 - Chatterbox - HARDWOODSTOCK 4LIFE!

WARMUP: Mosey, few exercises THE THANG: Coupon partner exercises, squats around the track, basketball MARY: none ANNOUNCEMENTS: Saluki’s blood drive at Saluki’s church. No dogs allowed. COT: Nesquik’s family, Panhandle’s…

01/17/2026 - Chatterbox - The killer Bs

WARMUP: No bro mile to be found THE THANG: When threatened with a PIP by the merciful Tier 1 Meme Qs you have to deliver—and Bs get degrees—all exercises tie…

01/14/2026 - Forge - Rules be Damned

WARMUP: Mosey around the Loop. SSH, Imp Walkers, Toy Soldiers, Weed Pickers, Merkins, Sun Gods, Michael Phelps. THE THANG: “What we had here is a failure to communicate. Some men…