10/08/2025 - MorningWood - Manning is an old bitch
WARMUP: nope THE THANG: ran to the falopian tubes. The backtracked and did a Republican on the way back MARY: ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Pax: Manning
10/01/2025 - Paragon - No words for this…
WARMUP: No time for that THE THANG: Still can’t believe we did 17 bus lanes of the most ridiculous squats to date… MARY: who knows ANNOUNCEMENTS:
10/01/2025 - MorningWood - Who runs alone?
Ran a bunch of hills around Gaddis and Grandmar. A couple of ruckers. A couple of dogs. And no lonely men running alone without
09/30/2025 - 3rd F - Chubb ruins everything
The plan was to hit the sled, one man tackling dummy, and do drills on the field. As usual, Chubb ruins everything. He had his girls flag football team on…
09/29/2025 - Wicked Witch - 3.3 miles of greatness
WARMUP: Candace Owen conspiracies THE THANG: A loop, bottom Bonnie Blairs, top Decline Mercans, 21’s by threes MARY: 10 full count mercans, 3 Happy Jacks ANNOUNCEMENTS: Drumstick on technology and…
09/23/2025 - Paragon - Goon unconventional 5K (and stuff)
WARMUP: Moseyed up the stairs to the parking lot for some SSH, weed pickers, GM, Sun gods, and MP. Counting/cadence by yours truly was subpar at best. THE THANG: -Ran…
09/22/2025 - Wicked Witch - And then there were three (smells)
WARMUP: Mosey to church. Side straddle hops, imperial walkers, copperhead squats, weed pickers, sun gods, michael phelps. Run back to the trails. THE THANG: Trail run (pink trail), both barns,…
09/15/2025 - Wicked Witch - Dale would have had to ruck
Incessant chatter from the start. Run at a solid pace and then some. Complaints from some, amazement from others, and someone’s dog needs a diet. No announcements, prayers for all…
09/04/2025 - Happy Jack - Wonderfully Accelerating (from behind you)
WARMUP: run and squat when Roxy squats + variations to the pencil pounder THE THANG: fun exercises with ring around the rosy – little if this – little if that.…
09/03/2025 - MorningWood - Hard time Keeping it up
WARMUP: nope, this place is dumb, we juat start running THE THANG: we partnered up then began our fun. 2 Pax carried the 2 large medicine balls over head while…