03/04/2026 - Forge - Swinging Heavy Metal
WARMUP: Short Mosey, Weed Pickers, SSH, Imperial Walkers, Sun gods, Phelpy’s, Run to the platform and back. THE THANG: Four Corners. Each exercise starts with 20 reps and decreases by…
Pax: Hazmat
03/02/2026 - Cheetah - The one with the “fun” running variations
WARMUP: yes THE THANG: Alternating rounds of running and an exercise circuit. 1) 5 Min Formation run alternating between Squats and Merkins at each light pole (inverse Indian run did…
02/27/2026 - Clinic - Dirty knees and Wet feet
WARMUP: yep THE THANG: 🏋️🔩various upper and lower body exercises with 36lb bar🏋️🔩 MARY: no time ANNOUNCEMENTS: 👶🏻 FAWLTY TOWERS DIAPER SHOWER 👶🏻 : March
02/26/2026 - Paragon - The Exorcist-SacAttack
WARMUP: yes THE THANG: run a little, curls, triceps, overhead press, triple threats, and 11s. MARY: yes ANNOUNCEMENTS: none COT:, Purple Pirates neighbor/ friend family
02/24/2026 - Holy Iron - Tr-Ace to 3000
WARMUP: Mosey around the back of the church and up the hill. Needed to gauge distance and I immediately altered the route for the beatdown, haha. THE THANG: The Tr-Ace…
02/23/2026 - Cheetah - Cold as a ?@&)
WARMUP: Normal stuff THE THANG: run around the school doing stupid stuff in the cold. MARY: yes ANNOUNCEMENTS: none COT: Baggers
02/20/2026 - Clinic - Steeplechase calls this fun
WARMUP: The usual. Holy Trinity, Sun Gods THE THANG: A glorious sandwich. 20 weighted thrusters, 20 Merkins x 5. Bear crawl to other side, lunge walk and burpee back (3…
02/19/2026 - Stoneclad - Tabata/ Rugby basics
WARMUP: stretch & usual THE THANG: Tabata with classic songs, taught the guys the wedge and rugby ball passing. I’d have any of them on my team! MARY: no time…
02/10/2026 - Murph City - Daddy’s Back Blast
WARMUP: Solid Mozy, not a mile but more than half mile, then warm up things THE THANG: light pole adora, 50 jump squats, 50 Mike Tyson, 50 lungi, 50 big…
02/07/2026 - Clinic - Getting Gains For Dummies
WARMUP: quick mozy THE THANG: 4 Corners 4 groups of 4 ( 1. Chest 2. Legs 3. Shoulders 4. Arms ). Chest group is at the bottom of stairs and…