03/12/2026 - Paragon - A soft dry drip. đź’§
WARMUP: side straddle hops. Weed pickers. Toy soldiers THE THANG: 11s. Stairs. And a little mosey. MARY: no ANNOUNCEMENTS: Saucys
Pax: Gene
03/10/2026 - Paragon - 6’5”. Blue Eyes. Trust Fund.
WARMUP: Imperial Walkers, Toy Soldiers, Side Straddle Hops, Weed Pickers, Windmills, Copperhead Squats, Sun Gods, Michael Phelps. THE THANG: End Zone 2 End Zone. 1. Merkins, Dry Docks, Shoulder Taps.…
02/26/2026 - Paragon - The Exorcist-SacAttack
WARMUP: yes THE THANG: run a little, curls, triceps, overhead press, triple threats, and 11s. MARY: yes ANNOUNCEMENTS: none COT:, Purple Pirates neighbor/ friend family
02/24/2026 - Holy Iron - Tr-Ace to 3000
WARMUP: Mosey around the back of the church and up the hill. Needed to gauge distance and I immediately altered the route for the beatdown, haha. THE THANG: The Tr-Ace…
02/05/2026 - Paragon - Most likely F3 name in the Epstein files is….
WARMUP: Holy trinity THE THANG: the usual MaBell stuff, frogger to cross the street into construction site -> 4 corners before getting chased off construction site Pull-ups & burpees on…
01/29/2026 - Paragon - In Cadence / Exercise
WARMUP: âś… THE THANG: Moseyed and then partnered up. Alternated laps while other did 3 rounds of merkins, squats, and big boys. Then moseyed to grab a coupon for another…
01/15/2026 - Paragon - No Respect
WARMUP: THE THANG: It doesn’t matter since neither site Qs showed up or promoted the workout. Good the men who showed up ! And it wasn’t even that cold. MARY:…
01/13/2026 - Paragon - 6G and then Drop the Mic
WARMUP: Mosey to the Old Middle School. SSH, Imp Walker, Toy Soldier, Weed Pickers, Merkins, Sun Gods, Michael Phelps. THE THANG: Quarter Pounder no Cheese; 25 Merkins, 50 Big Boys,…
01/01/2026 - Hurt Locker - New Years Convergence
WARMUP: Mosey down to the field, then we circled up for SSHs, Weed Pickers, Imperial Walkers, Merkins, Son Gods THE THANG: Battle Stations!! We did a series of stations, Triad…
08/17/2025 - Black Ops - Try Hard or Not
WARMUP: Mosey, SSH, Weed Picker THE THANG: 11’s on the hill – Merkin & Squats Dora – 300 air press, 200 calf raise, 100 step ups Leap Frog – stationary…