03/18/2026 - Forge - Old and Cold 🥶

WARMUP: Mosey, Weed Pickers, SSH, Imperial Walkers, SSH, SunGods, Phelps, Copperhead Squats THE THANG: Full Body Workout MARY: Yes ANNOUNCEMENTS: Speed for Need and Blood Drive COT: Prayers for unspoken

03/04/2026 - Forge - Swinging Heavy Metal

WARMUP: Short Mosey, Weed Pickers, SSH, Imperial Walkers, Sun gods, Phelpy’s, Run to the platform and back. THE THANG: Four Corners. Each exercise starts with 20 reps and decreases by…

01/29/2026 - Vineyard - Egg Harvesting

WARMUP: Bro Half, Warma, Bro Half THE THANG: 11’s, Dumbells, 10 Merkins, 15 Squats, 30 LBCs at light poles back to the flag MARY: Yes ANNOUNCEMENTS: Blood 🩸 COT: Unspoken…

01/24/2026 - Chatterbox - HARDWOODSTOCK 4LIFE!

WARMUP: Mosey, few exercises THE THANG: Coupon partner exercises, squats around the track, basketball MARY: none ANNOUNCEMENTS: Saluki’s blood drive at Saluki’s church. No dogs allowed. COT: Nesquik’s family, Panhandle’s…

01/17/2026 - Chatterbox - The killer Bs

WARMUP: No bro mile to be found THE THANG: When threatened with a PIP by the merciful Tier 1 Meme Qs you have to deliver—and Bs get degrees—all exercises tie…