03/25/2026 - Forge - What the hell is a peptide
WARMUP: THE THANG: big bells MARY: ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Pax: Dial Tone
03/18/2026 - Forge - Old and Cold 🥶
WARMUP: Mosey, Weed Pickers, SSH, Imperial Walkers, SSH, SunGods, Phelps, Copperhead Squats THE THANG: Full Body Workout MARY: Yes ANNOUNCEMENTS: Speed for Need and Blood Drive COT: Prayers for unspoken
03/04/2026 - Forge - Swinging Heavy Metal
WARMUP: Short Mosey, Weed Pickers, SSH, Imperial Walkers, Sun gods, Phelpy’s, Run to the platform and back. THE THANG: Four Corners. Each exercise starts with 20 reps and decreases by…
02/25/2026 - Forge - Buttered dick wok Q
Beatdown was as beautiful as AOC and just about 10% smarter. WARMUP: brief THE THANG: pulsating with pleasant tunes MARY: lackluster ANNOUNCEMENTS: blood COT:
02/21/2026 - Chatterbox - A Bro Mile for Everyone
WARMUP: SSH, WP, IP, SG, Phelps THE THANG: Block Work, Football MARY: No ANNOUNCEMENTS: Blood Drive and Trivia COT: Prayers for Jason, Evelyn, and
02/11/2026 - Forge - Doddy vs Narco never happened
WARMUP: yes THE THANG: yes MARY: only Chubb ANNOUNCEMENTS: blood drive end of May COT: Hazmats Daughter and DTs friend of friend with some stuff going
01/17/2026 - Chatterbox - The killer Bs
WARMUP: No bro mile to be found THE THANG: When threatened with a PIP by the merciful Tier 1 Meme Qs you have to deliver—and Bs get degrees—all exercises tie…
01/14/2026 - Forge - Rules be Damned
WARMUP: Mosey around the Loop. SSH, Imp Walkers, Toy Soldiers, Weed Pickers, Merkins, Sun Gods, Michael Phelps. THE THANG: “What we had here is a failure to communicate. Some men…
01/07/2026 - Forge - Bro (half) mile and F.O.O.T.B.A.L.L.
WARMUP: Bro half mile to visit the old stomping grounds THE THANG: Tabata on 45/off 15 and run after every 5 exercises Promised football at the end and got it…
01/03/2026 - Chatterbox - 4.2 Mile Special
WARMUP: Bro-Mile and the usual suspects THE THANG: 11’s: Burpees and squats with a hilly run between. Partner block work: A) Rifle Carry while B) 50 BBS, 100 Mtn Climbers,…