THE THANG:

First Veterans Saturday of the year and it was a glorious one! Started off thinking we’d be playing 2v2 and then it turned into a picture perfect Saturday morning

Notable highlights
– Brimstone falling on the first pull injuring himself, but that can’t stop the hammer!
– Jojo dealing with shin splints still hobble blocking the disc
– Jhorts dealing with a Flag Football injury but that didn’t stop the commentary
– Westside with the 3/36 completion rate to EpiPen and somehow got worse if it was over 50 yds or if he called for it
– EpiPen with the routes, but couldn’t thaw out the hands. Get this man some gloves!
– Coleman injured protecting P-body who was too busy tangling up with Achilles on the end zone shots
– Garfield showing up late but dressed like he’s headed to a Hotworxx yoga class after UF. Someone mentioned that since he wore tights they wouldn’t get to see him hike up the shorts. They shall remain nameless
– Hidden Valley all over the place making throws and stops
– Both twins with the unreal distance and some good commentary
– Mr. Rogers showing up late and becoming a game changer including a stellar dive that he will definitely feel later
– Tuck N’ Roll wondering where all the OG’s are
– Roll Tide climbing invisible ladders to steal the disc
– Achilles stealing the entire morning and stopping play by dislocating his finger (courtesy of Coleman)

Play stopped, Garfield popped it back in, and then he resumed play like nothing happened. It was probably the craziest thing to happen on a Saturday morning in League history.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Shirt order! See Slack

COT: Great morning gentlemen. Enjoy time with the family and it was a pleasure to share the morning with you.