The BackBlast:

AO:

cheetah

Pax Names:

AC, Hooch, Jungle Love, Manning, Spielberg, Thrasher, Panhandle, Smurfette, Papa John, Tallyman, Spock, Cuban, Pink Panther

Number of Pax:

13

FNG Names:

Number of FNGs:

0

Intro:

AC figured out how to do polls, @ mentions, and how to put text on photos – his marketing efforts know no limits! Well, I’m a sucker for marketing and beatdown recruiting, so I answered his call and signed up to Q

Warm-o-Rama:

I know they make eye bleach, but what about ear bleach? Holy moly, what Smurfette is sharing is not for the faint of heart. You sir are a monster…stay tuned for exciting details!

Easy mosey over to the dumpsters and circle up for some
SSH
Weed Pickah's
Happy Jacks

The Thang:

Line up in the bus lanes
Sprint to lane 16 and knock out 16 BBSU. Sprint back
Sprint to 15 for 15 LBC's
14 for 14 American Hammers
Rinse and repeat until completed with all lanes

11's on the "hill"
Derkins & Merkins

3 bus lane sprints with "all you got!"

Mosey out front to wave at every passing vehicle. SSH the entire time with a burpee every time a car passes. I think 600 cars went by. At least that's what it felt like. Best part of my day was watching Spielberg literally wave to every car! LOVE IT!

Ahead of schedule, so let's Indian Run back to the hoop. 2 more sprints, and the long IR back to the flag for an on-time arrival

COT:

Always a pleasure to hear the prayer requests and an honor to pray with and for our PAX and community.

Naked Man Moleskin:

So Smurfette shared a story throughout the beatdown that involved a rake, raid, and several cute and innocent backyard bunny rabbits. What started off as a harmless chore, quickly turned into a horrific scene of torture and carnage. Imagine the fear when a tiny little furry baby bunny peeks it's cute little head up to check out what all the racket is. His little world was filled with sunshine and buttercups….until the monster of all monsters decided to club him repeatedly with a rake in fear that he was actually a venomous killer serpent. What could have been a beautiful life filled with hopping and procreating, quickly turned into a bloodbath and poisonous aerosol attack.

But guilt and remorse are powerful emotions. After this murderer figured out what he had done, he quickly went into life saving mode. I can only imagine the shock and horror he experienced when he realized that he just changed the trajectory of this happy little clan of (did I mention cute and furry) harmless bunny rabbits.

His quick thinking led to a garden hose blast of 38 degree water and a cardboard box filled with towels and hopefully regret.

This story is far from over…

Sad.