The BackBlast:

AO:

kodiak

Pax Names:

Geppetto, C4, Cricket, Bloodhound, Babyface, Dixie Chick, Frenchy, Aquaman, Toona, Natty Lite, Babyface, Titlemax, Garfield, Yogi, Lawdog, Madoff, Ghandi, Legionnaire, Rosetta, Floppy, Rest Stop, Hombre, Misty, Westside

Number of Pax:

24

FNG Names:

Toona

Number of FNGs:

1

Intro:

Rewind to 05:28 at The Wicked Witch where my boy Swish ruined Westside’s day with one simple question: “who has the Q on Wednesday?”
Fast Forward to pretty much all day Monday and Tuesday where Westside was ripped and torn to shreds much to everyone’s delight.

Warm-o-Rama:

Long mosey around the the track and circle up at Base Camp. Expertly perform 20 SSH, 10 Weed Pickahs, and 3 Happy Jacks, jack.

The Thang:

So, I started out my onsite introduction with what was going to be a witty and eloquent walk down memory lane regarding my VQ – circa October 2017. Almost immediately, Babyface encouraged me by screaming "NOBODY CARES!" Well, alrighty then, I'm glad I made the wheel choices extra nasty today. These guys are ready to be disciplined for their insubordination…

Time for a little Wheel o' Pain! Here are the choices. We did 'em all

100 SSH
Zamparini Lap – Pick up the FNG at the 1/4 turn
M3's (Metal Mountain Madness)
50 LBC's
15 Bropees
50 Yard Suicides – these were kinda terrible. Careful, Misty is watching…and he WILL call you out if you inadvertently miss a stop!
10-10's – Sprint 10 and drop for 10 merkins. Let's just say there was a LOT of modifying going on here. Where is MISTY when you need him!
Bro Frog 100 – Not quite sure, but pretty sure, actually 100% positive that Dixie Chick was trying to slam my face into the turf each time he hurdled me. Sheesh bro – I thought we were bros!
60 Seconds of Hell (Perfectly executed Bobby Hurley's not-so-randomly-chosen by YHC when @Bloodhound said something to the effect of PICK THE WORST ONE!!!) YES SIR!!

COT:

Always love to hear Garffy's testimony – even if he has been censored and implanted with a slack-manners chip (shhhh…). Oh that's right, he quit slack so he won't read this. Don't count him out for long – he'll be back!
Praises for Thrash and Veena

Naked Man Moleskin:

Welcome back FUBAR – I though you were lost. Leave it to Bloodhound to make sure that it was safe and sound. It's now where it belongs…