The BackBlast:

AO:

other

Pax Names:

Manning, GoPro, Delta Deuce, Floppy, Commando, Yak, Drafty Kilt, QT, Katmandid

Number of Pax:

11

FNG Names:

Bubble, Smalls

Number of FNGs:

2

Intro:

I heard on the klove the other day that being forgetful is actually a sign of intelligence. At precisely 3:44pm yesterday I happened upon the fact that I had the Q today at the newest and most awesomest AO. Yikes, how did I miss this. I was fully locked and loaded to take my talents to the Wicked Witch of Cherokee, but NO PROBLEM – I GOTS THIS! With my bro Floppy as a HC (sans Butkis) we were ready to bring the noise down yonder from up yonder.

Warm-o-Rama:

Long mosey down to fields 6-9 to circle up for a quick disclaimer followed by:
Side Straddle Hop (SSH). I love how Bubble turned sideways. Yeah we saw that bro, lol!
Weed Pickers (pickahs)
Hillbillies

The Thang:

Some interesting ummm "health class" banter going on leading up to the start that was quickly extinguished once 2.0 Smalls arrived on the scene. What's with all these 2.0's over here?!?!

Mosey on down to the fields – listening to the pax saying incredulous things like (we've never ventured this far, and I hope the fields aren't wet). Yikes, we have some work to do here.
Enter field 7 and knock out 4-corners. 5 merkins at each point
Enter field 8 for the same but this time with burpees. Cue the mumble chatter regarding wet feet and sloshy turf! Just be thankful TitleMax and Quagmire aren't here.

Ok that's enough of the pre-warm-up. Let's go check out that gnarly hill-o-death I noticed on my early am recon.
Set up for 11's. Merkins and SSH. Try not to die on the descent. Easy peasy. Smalls is crushing this portion of the extravaganza. More on him in a moment…

Pick up the six for the final round or two and then mosey back to the parking lot. Right behind that sketchy car randomly idling in the dark. In a park. Hmmm, did we just save a marriage? Ok, mooooving on…

Hey folks, let's do something easy. Meet my friend Jack W. He's pretty cool at first, but then he get's kinda annoying after getting to know him. Big Boy Situps and Raise da roofs. I couldn't breathe and talk at the same time, so I smartly passed the upper counts along to the other bros (veteran move). DD, Commando, and Yak made the magic happen. Bubbles, you ok?

Now for the main event! DD is extra perky at the moment. Chatting up a storm about his remarkable obsession with the city of Boston. I get it bro. The Cherokee bros do too – they just won't admit it.

Old Ironsides references, amount of cannons designed carried into battle vs. amount of cannons actually carried into battle. 42 vs. 45 in case you are keeping score at home. 'MERICA! This guy is like the Cliff Clavin of F3! I LOVE IT. You lost me with the complaints about the overpriced souvenirs, I mean, have there ever been any underpriced souvenirs?? Sheesh!

Next stop: BroTown! Population: 11
Pick a bro and let's go get us some BROfrog 100's. Me and my boy Smalls came flying out of the gate. I tried everything I could think of to convert him to a Brady fan, but he wasn't having it. In fact, I'm pretty sure he spent most of his time trying to amputate my fingers with his fancy new (and now really muddy) UA kicks. Sorry, mom!

Two by two they arrived at the end and Commando was thankful that this madness was over. Lol , there's still like 5 minutes left. "This is why I don't wear a watch…" He's a cagey veteran too!

But nope, line up and give it "all you got" back down to the end, grab your bro, and work your way back up to the top doing BROpees at every 5th parking spot.

Still 90 seconds left?? My Apple watch never lies! Ok, All you got down and back! There, that'll do it!

Nice work boys. Enjoyed it! Y'all crushed it today!

COT:

Thankful for the expansion of this group and for Floppy for making the trek south. These guys are doing great work and the future of F3 in West Cobb is bright! Prayers and praises for Carmen's daughter and all that they had to endure this weekend. For all the unspoken prayers that are on our minds and in our hearts. May God bless this group!

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