DATE: 11/12/2018

WHERE: The Clinic

THE PAX: Hooch, Spaceballs, Bandcamp, FNG (Uncorked), Gut Check

Total # of PAX: 5

Number of FNGs: 1

QIC: Gut Check

INTRO:

Today was the 17th anniversary of the first day of my honeymoon. So, YHC chose to celebrate with his brothers in the cold, wet gloom. YHC checked with our FNG to ensure he’s married because the honeymoon jokes were going to be flying fast and furious. Did I mention I brought the pain sticks too? 

So, basically, no one showed up because 40 degrees and steady rain makes for fart sacks or fake injuries!

WARM-O-RAMA:

Mosey to the pavilion in the park for some in cadence warmo.

• 25 SSH
• 15 Windmills
• 16 Imperial Walkers-Who can count?
• Mosey back to the car for an introduction to the pain sticks.

THE THANG:

Since it was after all dumping buckets I promised I’d get the PAX only slightly wet this morning, so we stationed everything out of the covered stage. My Weinke was well planned, mentally rehearsed, and rendered wet and uselss by the rain. So, we were winging it big time (which means this summary will be wrong)!

• Wake up after a long night of wedding partying: 25 BBS OYO
• Take bags to the Cab: Run with 2 pain sticks from stage up stairs to Pavilion.
• Push bags into the car: 25 Merkins OYO
• New wife forgot her bags: Run back with Pain Sticks.
• After rainy cab ride, lift bags onto conveyor: 40 Pain Stick Curls
• Run to gate with carryon luggage: Run up stairs with pain stick on right shoulder, switch at the top, run back with it on the left shoulder. (At this point, I think our FNG Merlot’d the first time)
• Wife forgot carryon: 40 Pain Stick Curls.
• File onto plane with all the Sad Clowns on business trips: Indian Run with Zamperini pain stick
• Lift bags into overhead compartment: 25 Pain Stick Air press.
• Take your seat: 25 Squats with pain sticks
• Recline and stretch your legs: 50 (each leg) Flutter Kicks
• (FNG grabbed the air sickness back and leaned off the stage)
• Land and get up: 25 Squats with pain sticks
• Get the hell off the plane: Indian Run with both pain sticks
• Arrive at hotel and unload bags: 40 Pain Stick Curls
• Elevator’s broken at the Holiday Inn Express: Run with both pain sticks up main stairs.
• Carry new wifey over the threshold: 10 Thrust Squats with both pain sticks.
• Get ready for the “honeymoon”: Run back to the stage with both pain sticks. 
• The real Honeymoon begins: 25 Rosalitas
• And it continues: Saturday night Merkins AMRAP till you can’t.
• Going again: 25 Rosalitas
• Heck yes, we’re going again: Merkins AMRAP till you can’t.
• The honeymoon is over–time for real life:  Run around the “block” with pain sticks, sprint to the end.
• (At this point, Spaceballs dropped his stick, broke it, and all the sand leaked out–sorry Ricky Bobby)
• 6MoM: 30 LBCs IC (Spaceballs), 50 Hallelujah Squats (Bandcamp)

My honeymoon 17 years ago went way better than our F3 honeymoon today. Expected divorce papers from the PAX!

CIRCLE OF TRUST:

FNG “Uncorked” the champage this morning to celebrate. Hooch was the 6th man. Prayers for his pending adoption of his 2 foster boys on Friday! 

Naked-Man Moleskin:

Men, remember your wives this week. Love on them and care for them, and remind them of the man they fell in love with!!!