DATE: 09/05/2018

WHERE: The Kodiak

THE PAX: Swisher, Farva (FNG), Shakira, Manning, Legionnaire, Pelosi, Cricket, Dixie Chic, NattyLite, Preacher, Rest Stop, Quagmire, Banjo, Carmen San Diego, Woody, Westside, Alcoa, Bloomers, Madoff, VooDoo, Misty, Bloodhound, Floppy, Babyface

Total # of PAX: 25

QIC: C4

INTRO:

While spending Labor Day weekend at PCB with the family, this QIC and YHC dined at a traditional seafood joint where the youngin’s either feast on popcorn shrimp or chicken tenders with fries, and the restaurant serves their meal on a frisbee and paper.  So we picked up three new frisbees to our already established collection of Sharkey’s discs.  The frisbee brought to mind an old, horrific beatdown by Hombre back when F3 Cherokee was still just the Kodiak, and so with that inspiration, it was a DORA mountain to climb and frisbees in tow.

WARM-O-RAMA:

Mosey to the practice field behind Creekland Middle School.

• 10 Weed Pickers
• 15 Hillbillies
• 20 Monkey Humpers
• 2 Full Happy Jacks

THE THANG:

Partner up with a frisbee for each group, and line up along the far sideline of the field.  The routine would be a DORA mountain (100-200-300-200-100) up and down with the exercises consisting of burpees, crunchy frogs, copperhead squats, plankjacks, and mercans.  While one partner was conducting the exercises, the other would place the fisbee upside down on the ground, step into it, assume the plank position, and crawl with the frisbee in tow to the middle of the field.  Once there, the HIM would pick it up, jog the remaining length across the field and then back to relieve his partner.

The crawl becomes rather brutal and the burpess to start did not help.  The legs, hips, and back begins to wear while the shoulders, forearms, and wrists burn down.  Once this QIC and his teammate Bajno reached the midway point an audible was called and the frisbee drag was reduced to a quarter of the width of the field.  Most of the PAX appeared to make it to the plankjacks, some maybe the mercans though this QIC did not witness them, and it was doubtful that any finished.  Plankjacks have never been so difficult; this QIC had to conduct them on his forearms as the wrists were in pain from the crawl.

Long mosey back to the flag, LBCs, a ridiculous 50 flutter kicks from Legionnaire, some Freddy Mercury’s, and time.  The teutonic groan from Shakira and the look Pelosi’s faces at end gave proof to this one being a full, comprehensive beatdown.

CIRCLE OF TRUST:

Prayers for Bloomer’s son, who may have injured his knee and torn his ACL; prayers for Cricket’s mother; prayers for Pelosi’s mother recovering from surgery and an inspiration; and prayers for our children and wives that they may be safe and free from anxiety.

Naked-Man Moleskin:

Friday Ruck with Bloodhound, Camping trip to Carter’s Lake on the back end of Fall Break week, Happy Jack tomorrow, check C4NN for other news.