DATE: 11/12/2018

WHERE: The Kodiak

THE PAX: Dory, Zillow, The Mole, Dixie Chick, Quagmire, Wham-O

Total # of PAX: 6

Number of FNGs: 0

QIC: Wham-O

INTRO:

Despite YHCs repeated offer to write an epic backbalst and we just all go home after taking a blood oath to not tell anyone…6 showed in the gloom for an audible beatdown. Good men showed strong with today’s weather, which means they are the ones you want with you when storms hit. As Quagmire said, if you wait for perfect conditions, you will never do anything. Mosey through the puddles!

WARM-O-RAMA:

20 SSH

15 Imperial Walkers

10 Weed Pickers

12 Windmills

Sun Gods OYO

THE THANG:

This is the third time that YHC had a plan for the Kodiak, and the third time that YHC has had to bail on it. Even got Cricket to drop off the stadium key yesterday, but with the track unfinished, slippery conditions didn’t look wonderful for those that escaped the fartsack, so audible it is!

Mosey to the front of the school for some animal parade suicides! The mere mention of this name scared Dory, because in the gloom YHCs metal face doesn’t let words come out right, and Dory heard anal parade. Definitely not that. 

PAX kangaroo jumped down the covered walkway, 10 burpees. Bear Crawl back, 20 Carolina Dry Docks, Cheetah Crawl back, 30 monkey humpers. PAX worked out the soreness with some plank exercises for the six. 

Hoods up, and take a lap around the big loop in front of the high school. 

Next round of suicides became more challenging. Now it was burpee broad jumps (1 burpee, 3 jumps, 2 burpees, 3 jumps…) until the end, 10 merkins. Bearpees back (1:4 ration of burpees to bear crawls), 20 Crunchy Frogs. Chee-pees? Burptahs? back (1:4 ration of burpees to cheetah crawls), 30 plank jacks. 

It was around this time that the high school football and/or basketball teams were rolling in wondering what in the hell we were doing out there. So we moseyed back to the front of the stadium, and finished it off with inchworms with a merkin for a short distance.

CIRCLE OF TRUST:

Prayers for Dixie Chick and the direction to go with his daughter who lives in Michigan. Any help is appreciated. Prayers for Zillow’s 2.0 in health diagnosis, and Zillow and his M for financial direction and peace. A lot happening right now, and a lot of decisions need to be made without clear answers. 

Naked-Man Moleskin:

If YHC hadn’t signed up to Q, I definitely would have fart-sacked today. Inspired by the other 5 PAX who showed this morning. We are stronger together, and YHC is humbled by your dedication.