06/06/2025 - Blacktop - Is it Bavarian or Bulgarian?
WARMUP: Yes. THE THANG: Steps – calf raises Hello Dolly’s Flutter Kicks E2K LBCs American Hammers Alabama Prom Dates Scissors Jack Knives Mosey to wall Inclined Merkins Step ups Decline…
Pax: Nesquik
06/05/2025 - Vineyard - Happy 2 year anniversary to MEEEEE!!!!!
WARMUP: Mozy over to the middles school THE THANG: Highly anticipated two laps around the middle school and then started at the main entrance to the school. Ran down the…
06/02/2025 - Vineyard - “Vanilli is my bitch!” – Nesquik
WARMUP: Quick mosey, not enough weed pickers THE THANG: Coupon exercises mixed with a little running a lot of NBA finals trivia MARY: none ANNOUNCEMENTS: Blood Drive every 56 days…
05/31/2025 - Chatterbox - Complaints answered
WARMUP: typical THE THANG: 1. Complaints about no shoulder warmup so we did 1:4 merkin/air press ladder 2. 21-15-9 with squats and BB 3. Narco complained about no core so…
05/30/2025 - Blacktop - MBTGA
WARMUP: SSH, WP, Merkins, SG, Phelps THE THANG: 11’s and Rock work MARY: Yes ANNOUNCEMENTS: Leapfrog Event COT: Prayers for
05/24/2025 - Chatterbox - The Slow Burn of Poor Life Choices
WARMUP: Some workouts whisper softly, inviting you in. This one didn’t. This one kicked open the door, insulted your hamstrings, and made direct eye contact while pouring you a tall…
05/29/2025 - Vineyard - Better than Flying J
WARMUP: SSH, WP, CHS, SG, Phelps THE THANG: 3.06 miles with exercises. MARY: APD’s ANNOUNCEMENTS: Blood Drive 🩸 COT: Go forth and do
05/28/2025 - Forge - Where’s Narco?
WARMUP: No Side Straddle Hops, Weed Pickers, Imperial Walkers, Hillbillies, Sun Gods, Phelps THE THANG: One Pax pulls the tire, we all do exercises. The Exercises: Front Raises, Thrusters, Curls,…
05/26/2025 - Murph City - Memorial Day Murph
WARMUP: Nope THE THANG: 2 miles 100 pull ups, 200 merkins, 300 air squats MARY: Nope ANNOUNCEMENTS: Nope COT: Depends FIL
05/22/2025 - Vineyard - 🚨 Beautiful Morning at the Premier Thursday HardWoodstock AO 🚨
WARMUP: Yep THE THANG: Nearly 3 miles with hill work. It was hard. It was good. It was better than the J. MARY: Yep ANNOUNCEMENTS: Some COT: Shout out to…