AO: Blacktop

When: 02/15/2020


Number of Pax: 17

Pax Names: Bubble Wrap, Chernobyl, Dig-Em, Doddy, Dump Truck, G-String, Juilliard, Lucky Charms, Mandals, Narco, Nesquik, Scamper, Spielberg, Stopwatch, Trill, Turtlehead, Vespa,

Number of FNGS: 2

FNG Names: Chernobyl, BubbleWrap

QIC: LuckyCharms

The BackBlast:


Time to celebrate the big V day at the blacktop. LC gave warning of potential miles and embarrassment and still had 16 HIMs arrive.


Quick mosey




The Thang:

under the lights of the WCC sign  on Ridgewalk parkway the PAx would perform various self deprecating exercises and then ran a set distance.

first set were followed by a run W on Ridgewalk

second set were followed by a run E and around the church

no one got to the 3rd set which would have involved Costco and Killer Mountain.


Prayers for all our brothers, our families and for Ellie

Naked Man Moleskin:

Where to start?

the constant badgering I’ve gotten for this BB being done in 3 days?

the constant mumble chatter at the BD about the distance running we did?

the fact Mandals finally wore pants to cover up some type of bedroom injuring he sustained?

should we discuss scamper being on time and showing up at the correct address?

how about how quiet Doddy and Narco are, you don’t even know they are there until the name o Rama?

the fng Chernobyl could make for good subject matter – he fights MMA, destroyed the workout and will probably find me and kill me in my sleep Liam Neison style if I say anything bad about him in this backblast?

ok – let’s get to it

pretty sure my name on the Q sheet is now synonymous with miles – so props for showing up.

dump truck – great work with that new alarm clock and for finally tossing those shorts of yours in the trash. Great life choices!

Spielberg still somehow smokes all beatdowns even though he looks like he just rolled out of bed and is currently playing the part of an extra in half baked 2

julliard showed up for BD #2 and performed very well.  Doubt he’ll figure out BBs anytime soon so I could say just about anything about him. I still firmly believe we should have named him Old Navy given he wore his favorite OLd navy sweatshirt to his first beatdown.

nesquick shares more and more about his past every time I see him. Pretty sure this was my last trip to the blacktop!  Seriously though- anyone think he stills has the bunny suit and enjoys fur play?

vespa reminded us all that the year 2020 is black appreciation year.  And he is also selling reparation cookies – although I think he calls them girls scout cookies.  Buy them – or he’ll find you and shame you!

Dig’em tried to wear his F3 sweatshirt with the phony muscles sewn in but got hot quick and had to remove it and show off the real deal.

Gstring just might not be human.  Super tall, super happy , super fast – anyone got one of those 23 and me test kicks so we can check?

Turtlehead – happy almost year brother, quit stealing your socks from Lawdog or Carmens  Amazon shopping cart – they are bad influences

trill was gracious enough to leave his downtown Woodstock surrounding and join us at blacktop – pretty sure he was providing some mumble chatter but he might be scared of me and keeps it just loud enough to stay off my radar.

Stopwatch continues to show age is just a number and defy norms.  Sure he might be part 6 million dollar man and have had cheetah tendons installed – still rocking every beatdown.

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