AO: Pineapple Express

When: 02/19/2020


Number of Pax: 4

Pax Names: Lucky Charms, Oddjob, Seaman, Turtlehead,

Number of FNGS: 0

FNG Names:

QIC: LuckyCharms

The BackBlast:


Open Q spot – ☘️ Will take it


Set up the coffee in the bathroom

find my light, hope it’s charged

quick wardrobe change and lose the sweatshirt





The Thang:

Run out and back

hit some flooding before the creek and modified to a few different trails

back to the parking lot

2 Laps around the ball fields

50 merkins

80 squats

run to the street, 5 burpees

run back to pineapple



prayers for Christian Stevens local man who lost his life skydiving and prayers for the family of the women who took her life at blankets earlier this week

Naked Man Moleskin:

What a start to the day!  Roll into the parking lot and see an empty Oddjob car.  Was he running late in disposing of his most recent tinder date in the woods?  Did he sleep here after getting kick out of bed somewhere?  Man, the possibilities are endless.  He soon emerges from the darkness, changes his shirt and doesn’t say a word – pretty sure it was option 1 and the body is currently 6 feet under the pineapple.

Turtlehead again slides into the pineapple in the free candy wagon.  Oddjob grills him asking about free beer samples and they finally agree on a sixer of white claw.  The socks were certainly on display again today!  Starting to think he shares a sock drawer with his son – or possibly his daughter

Seaman has become a regular at the pineapple and each week I think his truck gets bigger and he gets a bit faster.  Fully expecting to see him roll in this summer driving gravedigger.


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