Like George and Weezy did, LC was moving on up to the east side. Just replace the deluxe apartment with a rundown elementary school.

Dates: 2020-01-03

Where: crossroads

QIC: LuckyCharms

Number of Pax: 11

Pax Names: XFiles, Carmen, Dig’em, Danica, Rest Stop, Alcoa, Misty, Einstein, Ann Arbor, Duggar, LuckyCharms

FNG Names: N/A

Warm-O-Rama: Grab the boom box and mosey to the side of the school
Weed pickers

The Thang: 3 sides make a triangle
Lights post, down the bus lane and back to the light post
Merkins, Mtn Climbers, LBCs
After 5 rounds and Alcoa almost dying we played two poles and did
Burpees, flutter kicks, No Surrenders
5 each

COT: Prayers for law dogs pops
All our F3 brothers
Great words from Alcoa about finding a silver lining during what could be the worst time in your life. Man, someone set that up perfect by asking a great leading question. Objection, leading the witness! Over ruled!

Naked Man Moleskin: Final of 4 BBs and NMM for the week.
Decided to beat the fartsack by signing up for a week of Qs to end 2019 and start 2020. Hoping I brought pain and miles to all who joined. Now on to my thoughts for Crossroads...

Another group of late arrivals, none more glorious than Duggar. He flies in doing 60mph in his Alfa Romeo and almost takes out 5 PaX and the flag when he almost jumps the curb. Upon further inspection, he emerges from his car in his pajamas. I mean, yes! His actual pajamas. I’m starting to wonder more and more what happened at the buff when this guy shared his kettle bell with HB and Manning. Guess we will never see that backblast!

Ann Arbor seems quiet. Not sure if he got his name from being a Michigan fan or if it was Opposite Day when the Pax named him. I probably should have just asked but probably better to keep the suspense building. I like a good mystery

My man Einstein finally broke away from panhandle and visited a Q of mine. I did ask to borrow his boom box and that might have peaked his interest. Or it quite possibly could have been the orange theory pics I blackmailed him with. Those leotards I thought were only for women.

I hate to say anything bad about Misty, I don’t know him too well and he’s always been pretty nice. I will say he was like a man without a country today. The gazelles took off on him and he dare not run with us Clydesdales - so I guess he just ran solo in the middle of the pack and mumbled incoherently to himself.

There is always one nice guy at each beatdown that is attracted to the bad boys and crossroads has its man - Rest Stop, ill say it one more time - quit hanging around Alcoa, you are gonna get a bad rep and it will affect your year end review next year. Don’t make me separate you two.

Ron Jeremy visited crossroads today, oh wait, that’s Danica and he’s promoting his new Netflix series, life after porn. Also he’s was piloting a new buddy routine so be careful when you are on your six, he might attempt an audible and ask you to catch his squat.

Are we sure Dig’em is old enough for F3. I mean, come on - he must be 14. Plus he’s following me around Cherokee county - I hope he’s recruiting for a new boy band and wants me to be the chubby funny guy. Sorry Lively - it’s mine!

The man, the myth, the legend that is Carmen came out from behind his keyboard and joined us today. Pretty sure his amazon cart is just socks. I am assuming there aren’t many options for a man of his height and thus the reason he stole a pair from the wicked witch while she was stuck under that house.

If you haven’t met XFiles, well then I guess you haven’t met XFiles. Pretty sure he carries a gun and I’m not quite sure what law enforcement agency he works for, but he definitely has better facial hair than Danica, which isn’t saying much but still - kinda scared to say anything too bad here.

And then there was Alcoa. The bearded one of crossroads. Not quite as famous as Kiffin, but surely has some F3 mystique around him. Oh wait, that might just be the burrito he ate on the way to the beatdown. He complained, he modified and he jogged - he did what Alcoa does. Gingerly I might add. God bless his organs for putting up with him and his vices.

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