AO:

When: 04/29/2019

PAX:

Number of Pax: 7

Pax Names:

Number of FNGS: 0

FNG Names:

QIC: Matchstick


The BackBlast:

AO:


hurt_locker

Pax Names:


Bloodhound, Yogi, Earhart, Carmen Sandiego, Rest Stop, Babyface, Matchstick

Number of Pax:


7

FNG Names:



Number of FNGs:


0

Intro:


6 reasons to love THL!

Warm-o-Rama:


We started with a mosey at 530 on the dot! I asked if everyone was ready(because of what happened last time). This was a mistake, and YHC caught some flak for treating everyone so nicely. Can’t win sometimes! We moseyed to the football field for some SSH, Weedpickers, SGs and MPs.

The Thang:


Four corners was the red pill for today. 25 merkins at each corner, run, bear crawl, run backwards, bear crawl backwards. Next lap was 25 merkins and 25 LBCs at each corner, same routine in between. Next lap 25 LBCs and 25 squats. We finished up with a suicide using the 25, 50, 75, 100 yard lines and then a mosey back to the flag for some Mary.

COT:


Too many announcements to mention and prayers for all of our DLed Pax.
Grow Ruck, Grow Ruck, Grow Ruck. No pressure, just ask Bloodhound…….

Naked Man Moleskin:


1. In case some weird guy shows up at your BD and yells at you, don’t worry, it’s just Bloodhound with no mustache. It scared me too, kind of like the time I reintroduced myself to Preacher because he shaved his face.
2. Babyface complained about the BD and told me that four corners was the reason the PAX don’t like me on the Southside.
3. Reverse bearcrawls make Yogi want to Merlot. Don’t give in Yogi!
4. Carmen Sandiego looks like a giraffe drinking water when he does bear crawls.
5. Earhart is a beast and nothing affects him (should I have spelled that “effects”).
6. Rest Stop is always way too happy. Especially when you are cheering him on to beat a fellow Pax.

Thanks for letting me hang out with and lead the men of The Hurt Locker!

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