It’s the most ridiculous thing any of us have ever seen.
QIC: Goat Milk
Number of Pax: 10(1)
Pax Names: Lively, Carmen San Diego, Quagmire, Vanilla, Dosido, Bloomers, Shotgun, Promise Ring, Goat Milk
Number of FNGs: 1
FNG Names: Serena
Warm-O-Rama: Some stretchee stuff
The Thang: Partner up, broad jump into ascending merkins. Count ended at like 24 for most. Lunge back long ways to starting position. This is when I said “bear” goodbye promise ring. The dude is running on his hands like a nut job. And Bloomers being the proud pop, grinning from ear to ear with pride. Like it isn’t weird at all. The rest of us plebeians were left to grind it out. Oh and if you have to stop your bear growl for any reason, ten Carolina dry docks! Side lunge the long way back to starting point. Finally, crab walk the long way.
COT: Prayers for Bloomers friend/coaching buddy that lost his son to suicide.
Naked Man Moleskin: Did Alcoa overdrink at Swishers? Asking for a friend.