Like selling timeshares, draw in the numbers with the offer of a free meal!
Number of Pax: 10
Pax Names: Westside, Legionnaire, Danica, Aisle 7, High Ball, The Mole, Babyface, Geeksquad, LuckyCharms
Number of FNGs: 1
FNG Names: Renaissance
Warm-O-Rama: Tour of the Castle Grounds
Copper headed Merkins
The Thang: Explain the board
Exercises and laps
5 Burpees - small lap
25 Merkins - entrance hill and back
35 LBCs - big lap behind school
45 squats - bear crawl field
55 Flutter kicks - lap around buses
5 Yurpees - small lap and to the non existent flag
COT: Prayers for F3 brothers who need it and thanks for all we have accomplished in 2019.
Naked Man Moleskin: Gonna be rough seeing some familiar faces after yesterday’s NMM.
First unfriendly face was Legionnaire, same raincoat and yawn, different beatdown. Pulled up in his lesbian car and after losing some layers, showed us his crossing guard uniform. After seeing him fill up his gas tank in the same outfit I wonder if he works at the airport refueling jets.
Next up was Danica. I whisper to Westside, I wonder if he read my backblast from yesterday? To my surprise he gives us a couple impromptu pickle pounders and answers my question!
Geeksquad - my homey. Great hugs and great fellowship all throughout. Shame your a pot dealer per your car choice - stay safe my friend! Oh and thanks for the righteous bud!
Westside - always there with the cluster mumble chatter. Here’s to hoping we see you tomorrow still drinking Alcoa’s free beer!
Mole showed up with an fng and quickly gave us a strip down to reveal his Illustrious petite frame in all its lulu lemon glory! - thank goodness it was dark out or I imagine the paleness would have been blinding!
FNG gave us way too much info and we had so many naming options. Prince Hakeem was floated a bit but was nixed by the PC police! Guy built an orphanage in uganda and now runs a chic fil a. The progression is as clear as mud.
Aisle 7 - I think he was there. It was dark, he was quiet and then ditched out in breakfast. Let’s say he was there and see if he reads this.
Highball - heard he visited the witch yesterday. Another quiet guy. Not sure if the beatdown kept him quiet or he was plotting my demise. Either way, glad he showed up.
Babyface - id like to say I saved the best for last, but I didn’t. A true OG! Ditched the buff for us and for that we thank him. For the mumble chatter and sharing way too many personal stories of his lack of bedroom prowess, we thank you! For what he lacks in personality he makes up for in height and luxurious hair. Ummm, check that.
See ya next year!